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Personal Ads from the Hunterdon County Democrat (11/9/88-1/17/89)
found in John Nash’s “To Do” File
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SBWM Dirt Devil seeks Power Stick w/ Edge Wedge, 5.0
Amp+
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Magistropygistic DVLMD w/ interest in same. Serious
only
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Bad credit? No problem! Touch of mongoloidism, hints
of past institutionalization preferred, not necessary
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Conspiratorial Dimitri Metropoulos look-alike demands
Trilene aficionado (w/ discretion)
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You: Plush, experienced
Me: Optimistic Spenglerian
Us: The complete Judy Garland collection
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Transmission fluid needs replacing by L1 hopeful, cire
perdue. Summer, possible future partnership
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SWDNT ardently trolling for non-allergic, semi-professional
cabalist w/out affect. Lottery winnings split 60/40
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Tired of the clinic scene? Urgent self-medicator desires
to reconfigure your ethnic/political boundaries after disastrous colonial
and missionary experiment
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Willendorfic DWF sought for furtive torch-lit fetishization.
No shavers
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Recovering TKR perfectionist hopes to meet sincere mentor
in resignation to enjoyment of small daily pleasures. Transit pass a must
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LBDXMvC, devotee of canals, gas-houses, will consider
Kevlar sophisticate for prosthetic-friendly Down-the-Shore time-share,
May-October
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Replacement desired. You get everything. Affinity for
large domesticated animals will help effect seamless transition
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Sincere yet non-assertive UPE w/ handwashing compulsion
needs to spend time w/ compatible ritualist for shared secure public restroom
exploration. Bring your own bags
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Talking dog (English/Spanish) sought for long-term professional
collaboration, friendship, ??? License, vaccinations, Union card required
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