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15 August 01
Burton's
"Planet of the
Apes" International
Filthy-Monkey,
Ass-Kicking Hit:
London Premier Marred
by Violence, Idiocy
20 July 01
Holy
War in Fresno
11 July 01
No News is Bliss
28 June 01
First
Anniversary of
Elián's Repatriation
14 June 01
Supreme Court Update!
Solar Flare Alert!
What
is YOUR
Biggest Secret?
C'mon, Tell
Ol' Uncle
Wiggly.
Covert Op
My
Dinner with
Elián Gonzalez
A.G. Vermouth
Essays
I
am/watching
big brother:
privacy, irony,
and the art of
surveillance
(part II)
Matthew Amster
What I Did Not
Say in My
Watson Fellowship Application
Justin Stein
The Golf Gene—
An Essay
on Genetic
Insufficiency
P. Milhaus-
Nixonian
Guides!
How to
Write Your
Dissertation in the Humanities!
Pilnius
Evelethensis, PhD
House-Demon
Avoidance
Made Simple!
Pilnius
Evelethensis, PhD
Fiction
Susan
and Billy
Colin Pilney
Encomium
My
Jackie O
Colin Pilney
Email Entreaty
"Confidential"
Ahmed Sankoh
The Closet
Confessions
Guilty Parties
Soft Rant
Holy
War in Fresno
Scott Albertson
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